28 March 2011

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS!

When something seems "To Good To Be True," that most likely means you're extremely lucky and you should jump at the opportunity to take advantage of an awesome chance to strike it rich, etc. Take, for instance, the below email (cut-and-pasted in its entirety) that I received moments ago; I'm not going to look this Gift-Horse in the mouth, as the saying goes:

Confidence Trust and Honest
From the desk of Mr.Philip Kabore
Bill and exchange manager
African Development Bank (A.D.B)
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso


Dear friend,

My name is Mr.Philip Kabore am working with African development bank (A.D.B) ouagadougou burkina Faso as the director of Auditing and account Department I discovered existing dormant account for 5 years. When I discovered that there had been neither continuation nor withdrawals from this account for this long period and our banking laws stipulates that any unserviceable account for more than 5 years will go into the bank revenue as an unclaimed fund.

I have made personal inquiries about the depositor and his next of kin but sadly, the depositor and his next of kin died on their way to Senegal for business tycoon, and he left no body behind for this claim I only made this investigation just to be double sure of this fact and since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives, I seek your concern for further information.

Amount to claim US $25.200.000.00
Now my questions are:

1. Can you handle this project? ……………
2. Can I give you this trust? ………………

If yes, call me and send to me your personal information as below:

Your name :....................
Your address:..................
Your country:..................
Your occupation:...............
Your age:......................
Telephone number:..............

This information is necessary,

Upon the receipt of your reply,I will give you the full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sum as your own share while 50% will be for me, and the other 10% will be for the expenses that may arise in this transaction. I am expecting your urgent response to enable me inform you on how the business will be executed. Please keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you are not interested,

I expect you're urgent response and call, if you can handle this project,

Thanks.

Mr.Philip Kabore
Telephone:+226 74 45 16 24
Don't miss out on this deal of a lifetime! Mr. Kabore certainly knows his shit!

1 comment:

  1. Too bad your answer to #1 is "No"; your answer to #2 could go either way, though.

    Another option is sending him a rejection: "Dear Writer..."

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